Sunday Mornings

We go to the 8:30am service for church. So this is a snippet of my morning:

Hold Bogie with left arm.
Grab toothbrush with right, stick handle end in mouth , grab toothpaste.
One handedly open with right hand, sqirt toothpaste and wet.
Brush teeth.
While brushing teeth, continue to hold Bogie, close shower doors, hang towels, kick dog toys out of bathroom, move kids' toys back to basket, put combs away.
Spit.
Move Bogie to right arm because left is about to give out.

Monkey: "Mommy, you got make-up on Mommy?"
Mommy: "Yes, Monkey. Do you think I look pretty?"
Monkey: "No, you look ugly!!" (Walking away laughing says "Silly, mommy.")

Guess I have some work to do on raising a gentleman.